Bunny, Bunny, Bunny !
Welcome to the land of the
Fluffies. We take no prisoners. We cry no foul. No matter what, we are
Bunnies, and we support You! If you get a chance, come and be our
Fluffy Friend.
OK, enough of this
Fluffy business. Let us get down to the
Bunny bits that we have decided to welcome you all with!
Do we seem giddy? Why yes,
Bunnyland is excited. This is our inaugural post! So thanks for reading.
Now you probably know,
Bunnyland has been getting slammed. It seems the
EX-Bunnies cannot stay away from the
Rabbit Hole and will not leave us to our
Fluffiness!
Alas, we are all afluff with a band of
Pouty Pouts, us
Bunnies are referring to as the
Pink Champers. They are quite simply, a bunch of meanies! Why do they do not like us? We cannot wrap our
Fluffy little ears around this. It is just too, too much for our little
Bunny Brains!
Well, being the saucy little
Smart Ass Fluffy Bunny that I am, I told my
Bad Ass Fluffy Bunny friend that we needed to show all of the world why
Bunnies are the bestest in all the land!
The
Champers think they are
Queens of all that is snark. We are shocked by this claim! How did this happen?
Bunnies always know that you cannot take life so seriously.
Well, it is like this.
Our group of
Bunny friends like to party and have fun over at a
Bunny-friendly place called
Rockband.com . We love music, and want to make sure the whole world knows how great all of these awesome musicians are! And,
Bunnies like to rock.
Bunnies especially love hot rocker studs that know how to put the
Fluff in our
Fluffiness! Shivers!
It appears that the
Champers do not like our brand of
Fluffy. The
Champers call us a bunch of
Fluffy-stalking, porn star-loving, ass-kissing, over-the-hill, house wife
Bunnies! We are beside our little
Bunny selves. How can this be?
Thankfully, we finally think we have it all figured out! Our
Fluffy little
Bunny Brains stumbled upon the truth.
It seems the
Queen Champer is a closet
Bunny! At first we thought, this was our long lost
Bunny Brother? We were confused! (And we thought, he is quite Tasty!)
Then the truth was revealed that is was just our long lost
Bunny Sister. We never knew!
First she was
Jubilant, then after being banished from the
Kingdom, she went
Pink and denied her gender, thinking that it would get her closer to the object of her affection after seeing this picture:
Sadly,
Pink though she may be, she lacks the proper male bunny parts to land the
Jack Rabbit in question if he actually favored the
Jack Rabbit. While the
Jack Rabbit prefers the fluffy bunnies in reality, the
Mad Champer's female bunny parts don't seem to be up to the task either, seeing how she's failed to bed him. Sadly, our
Jack Rabbit didn't fall into her arms outside after the show in Buffalo. He just wasn't over come by her fluffy bunny charms. Perhaps that's the real source of her loss of bunny
love. So sad! The
Mad Champer will never make little fluffy bunnies with him no matter how much she tries. We'll never have to worry about the bunny dying when the
Mad Champer's around.
So what are the
Fluffy Bunnies to do with our dear
Fluffy Sister? Can we bring back her
Fluffy Bunny love? Not until she ceases to eat her own kind. So, this is our quest. We must show the
Mad Champer the way back to the happy meadows. But first she must renounce her lies and madness. We must help her meld her personalities back into a whole
Bunny.
So, the
Fluffies have decided to step out of the
Fields of Gold, and keep an eye on our long lost
Bunny and her friends. We cannot wait until the
Mad Champer comes back to the
Fluffy side. We know deep down the
Fluffy sleeps and lurks, perchance to dream. The
Fluffies will show her the way through the meadow! The
Fluffies will always be here! We shall never abandon you again!
All the best from the Groupie Twats you Know and Love,
The Fluffy BunniesP.S. we are not scary!
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