Bunny Exposed !

Bunny, Bunny, Bunny !

Welcome to the land of the Fluffies. We take no prisoners. We cry no foul. No matter what, we are Bunnies, and we support You! If you get a chance, come and be our Fluffy Friend.

OK, enough of this Fluffy business. Let us get down to the Bunny bits that we have decided to welcome you all with!

Do we seem giddy? Why yes, Bunnyland is excited. This is our inaugural post! So thanks for reading.

Now you probably know, Bunnyland has been getting slammed. It seems the EX-Bunnies cannot stay away from the Rabbit Hole and will not leave us to our Fluffiness!

Alas, we are all afluff with a band of Pouty Pouts, us Bunnies are referring to as the Pink Champers. They are quite simply, a bunch of meanies! Why do they do not like us? We cannot wrap our Fluffy little ears around this. It is just too, too much for our little Bunny Brains!

Well, being the saucy little Smart Ass Fluffy Bunny that I am, I told my Bad Ass Fluffy Bunny friend that we needed to show all of the world why Bunnies are the bestest in all the land!

The Champers think they are Queens of all that is snark. We are shocked by this claim! How did this happen? Bunnies always know that you cannot take life so seriously.

Well, it is like this.

Our group of Bunny friends like to party and have fun over at a Bunny-friendly place called Rockband.com . We love music, and want to make sure the whole world knows how great all of these awesome musicians are! And, Bunnies like to rock. Bunnies especially love hot rocker studs that know how to put the Fluff in our Fluffiness! Shivers!

It appears that the Champers do not like our brand of Fluffy. The Champers call us a bunch of Fluffy-stalking, porn star-loving, ass-kissing, over-the-hill, house wife Bunnies! We are beside our little Bunny selves. How can this be?

Thankfully, we finally think we have it all figured out! Our Fluffy little Bunny Brains stumbled upon the truth.

It seems the Queen Champer is a closet Bunny! At first we thought, this was our long lost Bunny Brother? We were confused! (And we thought, he is quite Tasty!)

Then the truth was revealed that is was just our long lost Bunny Sister. We never knew!

First she was Jubilant, then after being banished from the Kingdom, she went Pink and denied her gender, thinking that it would get her closer to the object of her affection after seeing this picture:


Sadly, Pink though she may be, she lacks the proper male bunny parts to land the Jack Rabbit in question if he actually favored the Jack Rabbit. While the Jack Rabbit prefers the fluffy bunnies in reality, the Mad Champer's female bunny parts don't seem to be up to the task either, seeing how she's failed to bed him. Sadly, our Jack Rabbit didn't fall into her arms outside after the show in Buffalo. He just wasn't over come by her fluffy bunny charms. Perhaps that's the real source of her loss of bunny love. So sad! The Mad Champer will never make little fluffy bunnies with him no matter how much she tries. We'll never have to worry about the bunny dying when the Mad Champer's around.

So what are the Fluffy Bunnies to do with our dear Fluffy Sister? Can we bring back her Fluffy Bunny love? Not until she ceases to eat her own kind. So, this is our quest. We must show the Mad Champer the way back to the happy meadows. But first she must renounce her lies and madness. We must help her meld her personalities back into a whole Bunny.

So, the Fluffies have decided to step out of the Fields of Gold, and keep an eye on our long lost Bunny and her friends. We cannot wait until the Mad Champer comes back to the Fluffy side. We know deep down the Fluffy sleeps and lurks, perchance to dream. The Fluffies will show her the way through the meadow! The Fluffies will always be here! We shall never abandon you again!

All the best from the Groupie Twats you Know and Love,

The Fluffy Bunnies

P.S. we are not scary!